It’s a camel, not a clam
Bringing you this mammalgram.
Goats and pigs (before they’re ham),
Politest cats who say, “Yes ma’am.”
Do not fret! It’s not a scam!
It’s a joyous mammalgram!
Rapping mice and ghetto lambs,
Fresh from gnarly poetry slams,
Arrive by buses, bikes, and trams;
They’re singing with their diaphragms!
Sharks aren’t welcome, nor are yams,
‘Cause you need fur for mammalgrams.
And live birth, too, ‘fore you can jam
With elephants who just love Wham!
And dolphins (shouting while they swam),
Or tigers! Cows! A randy ram!
It’s no lie. It’s no flimflam!
An all-inclusive mammalgram!
(And though it might seem quite extreme,
We’ve even asked the monotremes)
So go on! Pour yourself a dram.
Sit back! Get set to say: “God damn!”
As all the happy creatures cram
In here to do your mammalgram!
